The record shop

If you purchase one of the CDs from this site, we'll email you a whole bunch of tracks that were previously available on a very rare mini-album, the small but perfectly formed Peep-show etiquette.

And yes, we do ship to places outside of the UK. No matter where you are in the world, either of these albums can be yours for a ridiculously modest £8.99. Or both of them for an even modester £14.99.

Happy shopping!

Film your own atrocities

Film your own atrocities is perhaps the greatest work of art in the history of western civilization. It is at once a philosophical treatise on the human condition, a veritable smorgasbord of transcendent melodic delights, an abstract meditation on the nature of the universe and also a cure for piles. Just buy it, already.

£8.99

Almost half-undressed

What can we say about this fine album? We could say that if you buy it, you will see a truly dramatic improvement in your love life, but that would be a somewhat hollow promise. All we can offer is 12 literate, punchy and thoughtful songs that will sit nicely in your extremely tasteful record collection. We can pretty much guarantee some nice tunes and a few interesting thoughts on sex, celebrity, love, money, parenthood and serial killers.

£8.99

Special offer

Buy both albums and save £2.99.

£14.99